I need more arms.

Biology sucks.

Bless the size of my parents’ house.

We had the wrong kids.

Sweet, sweet justice.

I’m am too old to deal with the immature drama of grown ass adult women.

So this is what peace feels like.

I want tacos!

Why don’t we have teleportation yet?

How is it already Easter?

Paris is always a good idea.

I’m not going anywhere.

So. Much. Audible.

I need to have faith in myself.

I can’t find my way.

My baby kicked butt today!

It’s alive!

Nothing beats a good “Mom Day”.

My kid’s week has been the worst.

I’m lost in the Tulgey Wood.